Facts in a box

1. Blue Ivy Carter (Jan. 7, 2012)

Beyonce and Jay-Z had nine months to come up with a name, and this is what they chose? The poor child is named after a color and a plant. What will their next child be called? Pink Oak?

2. Jermajesty Jackson (Oct. 7, 2000)

Jermaine Jackson couldn't let his brother Michael have all the fun with wild baby naming. Following the family trend, he chose this gem for the nephew of pop.

3. Apple Martin (May 14, 2004)

The only way Gwyneth Paltrow's baby name would have been any funnier is if her husband's last name were Martini instead of Martin.

4. Pilot Inspektor Lee (Sept. 28, 2003)

Yes, you read that right. Jason Lee named his son Pilot Inspektor. And not only is this the child's name, but it's spelled incorrectly.

5. Bronx Mowgli Wentz (Nov. 20, 2008)

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, where do we begin? Bronx isn't that bad, but Mowgli? Hopefully this kid finds a friend as loyal as Baloo to defend him against bullies at school.